How hot is it in Oakland right now? Well, this morning I saw two trees fighting over a dog!* LOL
If that joke made you want to punch me in the face, chances are you're a lil' cranky over this heat wave we're having. And if that is the case, for the love of pickles, do NOT let your child anywhere NEAR this number:
That is the Dewey Decimal number for joke books. Your local OPL branch has a treasure trove of irritating, groanworthy jokes that are sure to make your kids howl with laughter, while you howl in pain. Whatever you do, keep your child away from 793.735, or risk getting pummeled with awesome jokes like these:
Q. Why don't cookies go to the library when it's hot out?
A. Because they feel too crummy.*
Q. Why did the lady leave her purse open when she went outside?
A. Because the newscaster said there would be some change in the weather.*
Q. Why do we want you to come to the library when it's hot out?
A. Because we need all the FANS we can get!