Artifact: Sigh. Another disappointing dude.
Story: Last year I met a guy who I thought was super cool and funny and we had all the things in common and I conveniently didn't pay too much attention to the fact that he was kind of a shallow narcissictic douchebag. Until I did, and then I told him I'd leave this pretentious book he lent me on the street if he wanted it back. I guess he didn't.
Contributor: Anonymous
